January 2009
6 posts
4 tags
I made something pretty :) →
Concerned, the half-life and death of Gordon... →
a web-comic based on Half Life 2 game
Termulator X live at Belgrade 2008 →
nuclear power
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I”ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, “What would you like to talk about?”
Oh, I don’t know,” said the guy. “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” she...
December 2008
1 post
Financial markets explained →
Scott Adams is great.
November 2008
11 posts
Two bytes walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says “I think… I think I might have a parity error”. The other says “Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off”
A young programmer went on a luxurious cruise for his vacation. He had great fun until the inevitable happened: The ship sank. Fortunately, he survived and found himself all alone on a small island. There was nothing there expect bananas and coconuts. Four months later, he was lying on the beach, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen arrived in a boat. He asked perplexed: “Where do you...
Why do programmers mix Halloween and Chrismas? Because DEZ 25 = OCT 31
10 HOME 20 SWEET 30 GOTO 10
“There is no place like 127.0.0.1”
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you
Two strings walk into a bar. The first string goes to the bartender and asks for a rum and c@#%@#$@^@$@#$@!@%#!@@!^^@#$ So the second string says: “You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’ not null terminated”
2 tags
The Dark Knight →
I just saw the movie last night. It was very, very good.
October 2008
5 posts
Disney and genetic research
;)
Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you’re not just a...
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The 3rd episode of the 20th season of The Simpsons
I caught it, but using a torrent, just watched it and wanted to see if anyone else quoted the gravity joke… It actually goes “Ah, come on gravity, you used to be cool” and it was the first joke in the episode that made me laugh out loud. I liked the whole episode. It’s really very good - has many good jokes, many of which are Homer’s lines. Like the one when Simon...